British?

That’s a fine suggestion if I’ve ever heard one.

Chrysler TC?

“A Prius (Prius!!!) makes a good crawler—who’d have ever expected that?”

I don’t think his budget is that tight, just sucks when someone says their Porsche tech said all is good then you find out you need to drop another $2k to fix it. I am fine buying a car with some problems, but I hate when the problems are a surprise.

I am shocked that it would take only $2k to address all of the issues described in the article.

“the same Hartley that does those motorcycle-based V8s”

Same. Would love to hear this car carve up a road circuit. I can tell the engine sounds great, but feathering and bouncing off limiters doesn’t do it for me, especially with a V12. The V12 wail begs for long climbs to the redline up a straight, preferably in a valley or tunnel.

“fuck that guy”

“No low ball offers, I know what I Half!”

The front fell off.

The guy’s been shady for at least 15 or 16 years, which is about how long ago I met him.

Because I’ve had to call the police often enough to report drunk drivers, domestic violence drivers (seriously, man punching his wife as he drove), etc. My eyes aren’t always good enough to make out plate numbers without the tinting, the tinting makes it damn near impossible unless I’m directly behind them at a short…

Like I say: Take it to the track. Drive it like you stole it there, and nowhere else.

ELehigh, I’ve got to agree 100% with you. I used to think I was pretty sly putting road racing slicks on my streetbikes, never mind the 1 or 2 week life of them, or putting an exhaust without a muffler on my car, all welded up, to the rear bumper, or no front plate, or filled bumper bracket holes and no bumpers, that…

The dude is super shady and has been illegally importing and selling under 25 year old cars forever. He deserves to get caught. Working out of florida as a JDM car importer is basically an admission of guilt at this point.

Someone stole an expensive car which was later located and impounded, and you’re bitching that police should be worrying about stolen TVs instead. You’re not making sense.

When we are looking back and laughing, will we be looking through the fence at this still-impounded R34?

Honestly, as much as some Japanese cars are desirable. I wouldn’t ever buy one in case I was labeled a JDM guy or associated with that vaping, bro, COD playing car culture.

If this thing gets smushed because Florida Man was doing some shady importing I swear I will Ford Fusion that mofo.