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Fuck this fellow, it’s a straight road in moist conditions. This ass hat is why I can’t get reasonably priced insurance for a roadster and a z4 is dead. Get his chinstrap wearing vape infused brosif back in a subaru where the all wheel drive will keep him in his lane in slightly damp weather.

I dunno, lots of competitors for this title:

Red Bull’s patronage, for better or worse, has grown and enabled many things I enjoy, so I’m inclined to agree.

I’m a millennial (28) I’m by far the prime candidate for a young harley davidson owner. 

Am I the only one who sees GOATSE in the header picture?

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its really true. Though to be fair, some version of the GR can sound GREAT!

Someone more skilled than I needs to reverse this gif and change the headline to “Crowd throws racer’s car into ditch after another subpar lap.”

Those douchebags are doing the Lord’s work, son.

This is a must have for every douchebag who revs their supercar in park during traffic in every major city centre.

Dude, it’s a Century. How many Centuries come along each millennia?

The McLaren F1 carried a BMW V12. This one had an inline six.

My father was slaughtered by a 15-fingered man.

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If you get rid of the mufflers you’ll have something more going for you too...

This is the company that invented the seat belt, remember

*counts on fingers*

In the colonies, the Mustang hasn’t killed anyone since I started typing this sentenc... Oh damn it.

Unfortunately an XC90 killed a person last month.

TIL

Even just a glimpse of that blue one has me all fizzy in places