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*awakes in a cold sweat*

I'm the same way with music lyrics. I can perfectly hear Meatloaf singing, "Brighter than the gleam on the edge of a knife!"

As a parent, all I can say is thank God for The Lego Movie.

"Y'know, the one based on that Harlan Ellison story."

*gets run over by hovercraft*

Noted.

Well, I guess Peter did. She was never retrieved from the post-apocalyptic timeline, was she?

I'm more of a raccoonteur.

And then shot.

Eight year olds, dude.

Well, at least you'd done the whole risk/reward numbers in your head before stuffing that beauty under your coat.

You, know, the…uh…woman thingy.

That's the problem with trailers. You miss the preceding "closely observed finger sterilization scene". Though, in my opinion, it really sucks the spontaneity out of the whole affair as much as it does that finger.

I welcome your enlightened future where you kill people who don't think like you.

What about one that only sighs morosely? I can get you one by noon tomorrow.

So, in other words: a Nazi.

His name is Tom!

Thank goodness someone is here to correct the spelling of the mentally retarded.

a-heema-way, a-heema-way, a-heema-way, a-heema-way

That's what she said?