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I guess that would include "The Tudors" then.

I hate that fweakin' marshmallow.

I would love to create a version where, despite audience efforts, the character dies anyway.  And the other characters glare out the fourth wall accusingly, saying, "We could have saved him!  Are you sure you were doing it right?"

Some Pig!

It puts the lotion in the basket.  It does this whenever it is told.

So there's a shutdown of government services and yet Sean O'Neal still manages to wash down a couple of Alka-Seltzer and stagger into work.

Some might go so far as to say it's the loneliest number.

Once more into the beat, my friends, once more;
Or close the dance floor with our English dead!

Better than those object-oriented alcoholics.

Nice that they're still finding work.

Just crib that section from Larry Ellison's autobiography.  It probably all works out about the same.

I guess that's better than fapping to Drag Me to Hell.  I guess.

Have no doubt, good things can come of the base material.  Check out the 1974 animated adaptation:

Coming soon to NBC.  In Community's old time slot.