Hillary Clinton’s sense of humor is amazing and legendary. Of course she brings up her emails, and your positing that the world has moved on from them is simply incorrect. Trump, Fox and co still bring them up all the time. And if you think we’re all going to refrain from “but her emails...” comments for every moment…

Weird take, from the casual insinuation that her emails were anything but a nothingburger, to the strange tone that seems to insist as though Hillary owes it to all of us to fix the world. Dunno what you were going for with this, but it seems like you’re just griping about Clinton as an extant person.

I’m not sure on what basis this “objectively seems like a questionable case.” There are perfectly valid reasons a woman wouldn’t go to the police after these incidents (check any number of stories about how victims are treated by police) and perfectly valid reasons a woman in this position would go back to working…

Police take victims seriously. Police take diligent notes and follow-up on leads. Police test most rape kits.

SHE NEVER CLAIMED TO BELONG TO A TRIBE. God damn. Why do people insist on pretending otherwise?

Suck my left nut and make my right one jealous, tomato.

Aka as Diaspora*

Call me crazy, but I wouldn’t say Friendster (and definitely not MySpace) failed “so badly.” People liked Friendster for a while there — a LOT of people used MySpace for a long time. Things eventually become passe. Instagram, too, shall pass and we’ll all say LOL remember Instagram what were we thinking

No Diaspora?

Ugh. Can we just have Up With People do the halftime show every year?

People just like the feeling of these things in their ears.  They’re basically little cotton dildos for the ear canal.

IMO, hard to be sad with strawberry ice cream.

She’s from NY, which has the best state fair in the country (I will fight people over this), so she knows what’s up.

That’s fair. Kristin, you cannot be my president but I will go to the fair with you.

Not a Gillibrand fan so don’t @ me but she’s the only one who doesn’t look secretly (or not-so-secretly if you’re our ever-transparent Bernard) upset.

No, it’s not that crazy of an idea, but it’s much more straightforward that he simply couldn’t stand the thought of being a convicted child rapist in gen pop for the rest of his life.

Hanlon’s Razor, really. If there was anything at all here, it was probably Epstein himself offering to pay someone to stop monitoring him for a few hours or to delay the cellmate replacement.

Oh my God, can we please stop it with the conspiracy theories? Epstein was a rich guy who lost it all and was facing life in prison or worse. He had every reason to kill himself and that’s exactly what happened. Leave the conspiracy theories to Trump.

Well, heaven forbid that somebody look at the Trump administration’s Federal hiring freezes and belt tightening and their effect on Donald Trump’s Federal Bureau of Prisons. You know, in the Federal facility run by Trump and his fine advisors, where they were keeping him? Give it to a businessman to run, he knows all…