You know, I've often been referred to as the Hannibal Lecter of pussy.

You know, I've often been referred to as the Hannibal Lecter of pussy.

'Nobody drew me any genitals."

'Nobody drew me any genitals."

I stopped reading after "jammed in the mouth like a tooth."

I stopped reading after "jammed in the mouth like a tooth."

The upside to this is my mp3s are about to skyrocket in value.

The upside to this is my mp3s are about to skyrocket in value.

I think it's cruel to program a news robot to feel love when he's the only one of his kind.

I think it's cruel to program a news robot to feel love when he's the only one of his kind.

That was Andy Serkis in the robot suit, right?

That was Andy Serkis in the robot suit, right?

What the fuck? First Axl Rose loses a necklace, now this. Did the entirety of mankind walk under a ladder?

What the fuck? First Axl Rose loses a necklace, now this. Did the entirety of mankind walk under a ladder?

Actually I think 
Tim Heidecker is supposed to be in a [make this part in italics, please] Tim [/ Okay so it's in italics, right?] Allen film.

Actually I think 
Tim Heidecker is supposed to be in a [make this part in italics, please] Tim [/ Okay so it's in italics, right?] Allen film.

You know, I've often been referred to as the 
 Hannibal Lecter of pussy.

You know, I've often been referred to as the 
 Hannibal Lecter of pussy.

For me, there can only be one Carrie White, the original, Angela Bettis.

Yes, I would prefer Lana Del Rey and Dawes, and all that other shit you said on a Joey Ramone record recorded over a decade ago. Also, Casablanca would be boring as shit even if it was in color.