Madison Square Garden? That shithole? Whatssamatter couldn't get a gig in Atlantic City?

I know! How do you think it was possible that those washed up rock stars would have time to record anything what with all the casino dates and state fairs they would be playing not to mention the time they must spend explaining to people that they used to be semi-famous 40 years ago. I mean… my god.

Pretty sure Audrey was played by Maria Bamford.

Funny, I thought You Kill Me was the small screen version of You Kill Me.

That would be the funniest thing you ever heard… if you were German.

This movie trailer just puked on my heart… and fucked it.

PFFFT! Big fucking deal. Let me know when HBO is gonna start publishing books, though. I got me some top notch Deadwood fan fic where Farnum and Richardson leave Deadwood to run a haunted hotel in New England.

What's that one Woody Allen movie where that guy and his wife are unfaithful. That one's my Favorite.

When I was in primary school the janitor with the weird eye tried to jack me off in his closet.

I don't have anything bad to say about this show. I think it's funny.

…yes

I've often been referred to as the Hannibal Lectre of pussy.

" The problem I have is people love me so much, they never criticize me. I speed all the time but the cops never give me a ticket. If I don't pay my taxes, the IRS pays them for me. It's hell being Mel."

Ok, Aubrey, I'm the director and I requested you personally, I'm a huge fan of your's. Now your motivation for this entire video is do something interesting so as to distract the audience from how shitty this music is. Oh no honey, this music is really, really, shitty, you're going to have to be more distracting than…

Yeah, that's a pretty appropriate response.

This episode was a complete failure. Why can't The Simpsons play to their strengths? Like parodying movies that were already being heavily parodied two years ago?

You have taught me a valuable lesson today, sir. The internet is no place for opinions— somebody might get their feelings hurt.

Fuck you, that's what's wrong with that.

Oh, you're retiring, that's too bad, but at least one of your last contributions to film was another Super Spy/Assassin  movie where the Super spy/assassin turns against his agency or the agency turns against the super spy because those are the only 2 things that ever happen in these movies.

You know, if your mother washed her pussy a little better maybe I'd give it more attention.