...says a site known for their use of Reaction gifs.

...said pimps everywhere.

It’s Puke.

It’s ok to hate him for that and SOOOOOOOO many other things.

Did it ever occur to you that the real problem is you and not the phone? Get help.

#true

That rack tho

She’s not programmed to be anything else. She is WiFi enabled though so you can take her anywhere.

The Starz app has a great selection of movies, well worth the price if you’re a movie lover.

That’s why I canceled. I was using the service less and less and it would take me 20 minutes just to find something I kinda/sorta wanted to watch. Oh, there’s that movie from the 90s they took off their roster a couple of months ago, it’s back again for the 6th time this year.

“fake facades that don’t actually house anything”

These aren’t the feral cats you’re looking for. Go about your business.

No one is putting a gun to anyone’s head and forcing them to buy an iPhone. If you buy one it’s because you have a legitimate use for it or you’re an idiot who can’t think for yourself and gives in easily to trends and peer pressure. It’s just a phone dude, get over it and stop your whining.

The ocean gave us these wonderful creatures and in return we gave them diabetes and high cholesterol. Humanity sucks.

I’m on Optimum and don’t have these problems either. Sling has been a good experience for me so maybe it’s the author’s ISP.

“the team of doctors would have to find a brain-dead male”

The “pussy generation.” Cats are very popular these days, that’s true.

$40?! Factor in the cost of broadband needed to stream the service and you’ll be paying as much if not more than cable. What’s the point?