Probably because without the support of its female employees, the porn industry would utterly collapse and devolve into sex trafficking. I can’t say the same about any pro sports organizations.

The Panky Rang Kang is right up there with those two.

This one is best one.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, feeds the geese like Travis Kelce.

there’s never been a more preordained first comment and response.

There’s just so much to appreciate, here. +1

I agree. I don’t think the author consented to this.

The Lion is Winston, the Sheep is Lovie. Also Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick.

He stole that quote like it was in the seafood section of Publix.

Your friend’s sister’s cousin’s recently single best friend on Facebook agrees too.

Fucking Sheep: Well, it’s obvious we just aren’t welcome here.

Jameis, we’ve been through this before. You play for the Buccaneers.

Lions don’t accept opinions of unwilling sexual partners either.

Injury truthers, now? We’ve got goddamn injury truthers?!

Only 1 in 14 people could get through..

Site’s down. It appears Kobe bricked the Players’ Tribune, too ...

Roses are red

My bear was walking through the forreat. Saying I’m a pig I’m a pig I’m a pig. Mt rabbit comes up and says Mr bear your a beat and not a pig. Mr bear takes Mr rabbit over the nearest tree stump and gives it to him from behind.. Mr bear continues through the Forrest. . I’m a pig I’m a pig I’m a pig

There are some things God thinks you can do on your own.

Just because he can’t hear what Cam said?! Seems a bit over the top.