“NYEEEEEEEEEEOW!! PFTPFTPFTPFTPFTPFTPFT! NYEEEEEEOW!!!”

“I just don’t see why I need the undercoating and corrosion inhibitor.”

Absolutely love this patch

Never start a hot take with “as a Pats fan” - the whole world knows what is coming next.

Who’s that? BROOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!

“This should really come with a trigger warning.”

STOPPPP

You realize he’s using it to make a satirical point, right? He’s tonally marginalizing white people in the article, sort of like how white people marginalize black people when they put on blackface. That’s the point. It’s well done.

Dude, sit down.

Jesus Christ, who showed my grampa the Internet?

yoooo. Thumb is dead.

you sound like someone who has been yelled at for being in blackface and tried to drunkenly defend it

That’s because he’s Charlie BROWN.

You’re wrong. Wearing black or brown make up to dress up as a black person is always racist. You offered no proof or evidence to support your argument. I challenge you to find a single example of a person wearing blackface that isn’t racist. Take as long as you need

why does this exist

Can I introduce you to the concept of “satire”?

It can be difficult at first, but it’s worth learning about it.

lol, you literally just did the longform version of #notallwhitepeople.

Don’t be a fucking idiot.