I was unable to find how many other J-type aircraft current exist, but could non-structural components be taken from this air frame and be warehoused in order to be used on other aircraft? Or do total loss mean total loss?

“Kill me... Kill me... Every second is a thousand years of pain... Kill me...”

*Reads* “Martellus Bennett Roasts the Rams” ....

Don’t!! We’re finally getting past the whole otdog-hay andwich-say thing. We don’t need to bring this back up.

Your unrelenting asshole persona leads me to believe you haven’t been closely affected by cancer or addiction... You’re lucky. Because when someone you love dies early (and agonizingly) from either, they’re more than just some ‘lame asshole’ with a story.

I’ll be on the Ohio Turnpike (I-80) like maybe once or twice a month and I think the highest toll I’ve ever paid is right around $2.50. I can take other routes but the traffic is better and I think it’s a little safer in the snow because of the higher maintenance (which may or may not exist outside of my own head).

Yeah, especially that one guy... You know, the 31-year old who actually has cancer. And was writing that comment a few hours before starting another round of treatment. What a loser, am I right?

1. Walk down the block

Don’t ask me to choose, because I won’t!

“Miami Heat swingman Gerald Green...”

He said everyone could get 1 piece... Then once everyone got their piece they could go back for seconds if they wanted. Knowing all along there was not enough for seconds, but rather that only be 1 slice would be left over. Strategically, Roger waited until everyone had selected a piece before choosing his. Upon…

“ESPN, Fox, NBC, and I’ll even throw in CBS, couldn’t do this even if they wanted to. The NFL has such a stronghold on them with the TV contracts...”

I’m already pretty sure I’m going to regret this... Sometimes I like the internet to be a place for entertainment and relaxation. If I had to fight a battle every time I opened my laptop or iPad, I would stop. I saw a patient die on Tuesday, I don’t want to take the internet seriously all the time. I want to read The…

That’s great! +1 shrinking ball — oop, there goes the other one!

I’ve been trying to make a urine scented candle for years, but every time I try the flame goes out. What am I doing wrong?

Instead of walking the plank into the ocean... You walk the plank and land on the Bucs practice squad.

It looks like a “safety smock” that they give to prisoners who could potentially be a risk to themselves. Heavily intoxicated intakes usually earn one of these automatically because of their erratic behavior and possible health complications — not to mention their penchant to piss and/or shit themselves. It’s made of…

“He was attempting to set fire to the huge Buccaneers flag...”

+1 finger (applying gentle pressure whilst making a ‘come here’ motion)...

I certainly don’t need to tell you this — but that’s a hell of an inspirational tale. Your honesty and straight forward story telling is something that can be digested by readers over a huge demographic. I hope more people see your writing and hear your story because you provide a point of view that the sick and…