Make sure you drink as much as possible to keep your throat clean, clear, and healthy. Alcohol is a great solvent for dissolving that tricky, tricky tar.

That’s right! I hope he responded, “Psssh, a 12? Maybe until you turn around and show the other 12.” Okay, that sounded creepy. What I’m saying is he would have been implying you were really a planar 24, 12 ventrally and 12 dorsally. Or maybe, it’s a sagittal 24? (I have midterms right now and I haven’t slept for a rea…

Haha, I just realized that, in my mind, the early ‘90s looked like Seattle — everywhere. This probably was not the case.

I’m going to start a martial arts-centric band called KiYah! and our first album, titled ‘Karate Based Assault’ or KBA for short, is going to be the best around. Our sound will be almost exclusively based on the works of Joe Esposito circa ‘83-’84. Nothing will ever keep us down.

He would shut it down, alright. Then the whole team would go back to practice while the former President packed his things with campus security standing at his door.

That’s funny because after Michael Sam came out, not a single player decommited. You know why recruits care about Michael Sam? Because he was the SEC Defensive Player of the Year, a consensus All-American, and First Team All-SEC before getting drafted. That’s why players care about Michael Sam.

Source?

Well, they caught at least one person — so it’s not totally ineffective, is it?

Sounds like a little from column A and a little from column B.

You said the only reason Ohio (and the rest of the country) is at 0.08% is because of the funding that comes along with that limit — and you and the second letter writer are absolutely correct on that point.

You’re right... Because safer roads and more funding are both worth losing so that drivers can be right up against the point at which they are a danger to others.

“...And how accurate is a breathalyzer, anyway, when you’re right at the minimum level?”

I actually had this conversation with someone last week. Just about every time you see an NFL quarterback slide a defender flies over the top of him. In most cases, they miss... But a sliding QB is about as defenseless as a player can be because he has no way to protect himself or avoid the hit.

He is barely off the ground when he gains possession. If you look at the second video between :26 and :27, the ball is at the 39-yard line when he releases it and #3 grabs it right around the same spot, maybe the 39 1/2, but he’s got it before the ball crosses the 39, or at least it awfully damn close. The FCS has…

[Kinja. Sorry.]

I just went back and watched it a bunch of times because that’s a great question. If you pause the Vine right around the 8-9 second mark (right when he gains possession) he’s somehow back on his feet. It happens so quick but but I think he’s on his way up as he grabs it.

“Just let me fix this real quick...”

Tell me you were at least a little bit nervous taking that picture... That’s a situation where you triple check that the flash is off.

The only difference is that you probably didn’t need a switchblade to obtain your tickets. Then again, I don’t know you, and it’s hard out there in the streets...

I think they were probably tear drops, too. Which is actually pretty worrisome considering the few circumstances under which people usually get tear drop tattoos... Because that’s a lot of fucking tear drops!