I just googled some pictures of Kinnick Stadium and you’re right, those walls are close. To put it in perspective, the dashed line around the perimeter of the field is 12 feet from the sideline. And they definitely pack in everyone around that perimeter... which is good, because it offers a first line of defense, and…

And the thing is, I love that stadium. I’ve only been there once, for the 2009 season opener when they beat Georgia and it’s one of the best game day experiences I’ve ever seen. It easily makes 60,000 people seem like 80,000 and it’s even louder when fans are beating the hell out of the walls with those damn paddles.…

This is obviously the most visible play in the game — and it looks like a blown call — but the bottom line is that Michigan State never should have been in a situation to allow the officials to affect the outcome. They struggled to get stops on defense all night and couldn’t convert on offense when they had the…

His hand looks like a fucking watermelon.

Did you take 5 seconds and look it up on Wikipedia? Because now I have to take 5 seconds to look it up on Wikipedia.

Around these parts, that comment may not hold as much weight as you think. Open your mind (and your eyes) and you’ll see the truth...

Every time Oklahoma State plays at home, I marvel at how god damn close the stands are to the field.

Kathryn Miles Is Also A 2

Shots fired.

Shots fired.

I’ve never heard of those apps. I kind of rolled my eyes a bit when I read the description of sendthisinstead.com, but a lot of those are actually pretty funny while still getting the message across.

I don’t think that sound is clapping.

+1 (maybe 2... but don’t push your luck.)

So you kind of got screwed, right? Fashion from ‘90-’94 seems like it would leave a lot to the imagination. Nothing sexier than baggy flannel. (This is how I picture that period of time. I was like 5. But damn that sounds like hard times.)

Ba dum tsss..

Just one? That’s nothing, the Cañon City PD is raiding like 100 teens right now.

+1

+1. That is downright outstanding Kinja.

+1. Terrific! Beat me to it.

I’m all for transparency in sports, but it seems a little invasive to release his Parkinson’s test results.