Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

You have to do what they teach people to do to cope with and separate from an abusive partner...stop listening to their words and only respond to their actions.

NO! You left out the best part!

50% of this country is also dumber than the other 50% of this country.

Hey repubs, how’s that old man’s dick taste? salty?

The best advice I can give is for him to intern at legal organizations and/or law firms (even if unpaid) before deciding to go to law school. He can get a sense of the day-to-day work and whether he would enjoy it before making the immense financial commitment to go to law school.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

I keep telling everybody her name is actually Swamp Barbie.

If you’re anti-abortion but respect that it’s your personal decision and are cool with letting others do whatever they want because they ALSO get to make that personal decision, by all means join us.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

Tony Romo broke three ribs hearing about Jordy Nelson breaking two ribs.

Member when Trumpers stayed up all night to see Wikileaks big announcement that was going to destroy Hillary Clinton, and all they got was Happy Anniversary Wikileaks?

2016 can meet me in the driveway.

Welp. Here we go. Time to find out if our democracy is really as resistant to demagoguery as we all believed.

I can opt to donate my body to science when I die, why not this?

I’m guessing there really isn’t a lot to disclose. It’s just a bunch of people looking at each other and asking “what the fuck are we doing? Someone put a mirror under Carson’s nose.”