why is the president-elect allowed/empowered to do anything? why is he calling taiwan? why is making deals with carrier? why is he taking a victory lap? has any previous p-e ever done this? has any previous p-e even considered it? is this even, for lack of a better term, legal?

She looks like she exists solely on Diet Coke. I am fascinated by her. She’s got the form and function of an animated control issue.

“Those who know me know that I’m not of [sic] any way racist!”

you know what i will miss most about obama?

The look on her face is like she’s trying to figure out how she can be with a man who is about to vote for trump.

Just recently started using this stuff in my cat’s litter. Literally the litter of the kitty gods!

I want to use unscented litter, but a lot of the unscented brands also seem to be bad at clumping for some reason. Any recommendations for a brand without the perfume, but still with good clumping?

Don’t watch the NFL if you can’t stomach graphic violence.

BITE THE ANKLE! I will be screaming this at my screen until the election. Possibly beyond, if things go badly.

The opening ceremony will be quite the spectacle. There won’t be a dry eye in the house, as conjunctivitis increases tear production.

Abortion shows is a wonderful idea! See the latest for all your abortion related needs! Also included at the abortion show is free birth control, IUDs, condoms, healthcare, STD testing, pregnancy tests....oh wait, that’s Planned Parenthood.

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

There is a lot to unpack here.

I don’t mind if Clinton’s social policies are chameleonic and she’s on the “no new taxes” tip for now, as long as she winds up on some really left-wingy socialist ones before the presidency. I think she realizes that, to get elected, she needs to be a post-Reagan Democrat. That means being somewhere to the right of…

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

OJ’s son did it.