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Keep wearing your mask.

Dear Dwayne, I know youre spending time with that WHORE. Im coming to your house!”

Full points to the first woman to cuss a blue streak the instant Kelly says that patronizing shit in her presence.

“...women like Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kellyanne Conway, who display so little emotion that it is often alarming to hear them speak.”

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YOU TAKE THAT BACK, RAT RACE IS A HILARIOUS MOVIE (with a real bad, so-2000-it-hurts ending)

Nah. I like that TR has become darker. It always unnerved me how Nathan Drake would be so quippy while sadistically murdering hundreds of people.

It would be a shame if countries that we always support were to lobby against the U.S. bid.

“We have part of the aircraft missing so we’re going to need to slow down a bit.”

Ah, yes, the lesser known “right to ad revenue” clause in the First Amendment.

Yeah, this was the doctor that gave [current occupant of the White House] the “6'3", 235 lbs.” report, being rewarded for his “loyalty” [read: willingness to lie for the boss].

Clear bags are stupid. Is everything in the bag going to be clear? No everything will not be clear.

Y’know, if we all had access to bombs and bomb-making material this never would have happened because a good guy with a bomb can always stop a bad guy with a bomb.

What the fuck are you talking about? Mitch went to a simple majority to confirm Gorsuch. A couple of democrats did vote for him (exactly 2) but it did not matter. THIS WASN’T THE DEMOCRATS CAVING IN THIS WAS US ELECTING A REPUBLICAN SENATE!! We as voters need to take fucking responsibility for what we did.

The fact that nothing will be done about DACA or gun control is disappointing but hopefully this motivates democrats to go out and vote in the midterms. I just voted in my primary here in Texas. Most of the races were uncontested in my district or there will be a clear winner for the candidacy but it does not matter.

Apparently, Melania Trump has an “Einstein visa.” No one is really sure how or why Melania was granted that particular green card...

It’s been too exhausting of a week to come up with anything witty right now so I’ll just default to this old standard,

Make up your mind, Florida. Are we firing our loads or what?

I can’t be the only one who read “Rhode Island’s youngest state senator” in the headline, glanced down to see a video freeze-frame of Paul DiMaio, and wondered “that’s Rhode Island’s youngest senator?”