Isn’t it weird that the GOP’s ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ stance toward gun control doesn’t seem to work with anything else?

No, it’s Trump’s fault. He was the one who rescinded Obama’s protections. He was the one to reject every compromise negotiated in the Senate. Not Democrats. There’s only so much they can do being in the minority in Congress and not occupying the White House.

So how is Trump going going to spin this so it’s Obama’s or even Hilary’s fault?

Philly Philly!

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

I mean . . . yes, Steele had bias against Trump . . . BECAUSE HIS SOURCES WERE TELLING HIM THAT TRUMP WAS CONSPIRING WITH THE RUSSIANS TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY!

Grabbed her by the pursey.

Daniels said she had “no further comment” on the matter

These are the 33 Democrats who probably think Lucy will let Charlie Brown finally kick that football too.

You just have to spread a little peanut butter on the roof of his mouth so he looks like he’s making words. Then you dub in clips from earlier ramblings.

Pictured: A horse’s ass. Also, a painting of a horse

Has no one told him about FaveReds? They sell a pack that is already only the strawberry and cherry ones....

They’re saying it on TV as well.

The best way to keep the flu shot from giving you a sore shoulder is to consciously relax all of your arm muscles while you’re getting the shot. Or at least that’s the way I do it, and no one’s come up with a better way that I’ve heard of.

They do have native born children, and now they have to decide if they are going to put their kids in foster care, or go on the run. It is obscene. Absolutely obscene.

Yes. There’s nearly 200k citizen children in limbo right know who will go into the foster system, stay with friends/citizen family, or go live in a violent country they’ve never been to.

Sager family at the courthouse:

Kelly, bring me something Obama did, my pen and a Diet Coke.

There is just no fucking purpose to this but sticking it to Obama, is there? It’s not like there’s no market for non-organic chicken. You just can’t charge as much for your badly-treated chickens, which presumably cost less to raise anyway.

$169 (nice) is way too much to pay for a vibrator for a coworker. I usually go with something cheaper.