This is actually multifaceted. It diverts attention from Russian collusion, but also shows off military might to China. Hey, just hanging at mar-a-lago and, oh, by the way, just dropped a fuckton of cruise missiles on some asshole. How’s your steak? Mine’s charred, like that frickin’ airbase.

I have a neighbor that switches to Spanish sometimes when talking to their family. They all speak English. It is pretty uncomfortable to be part of a conversation and then you’re not.

I own that LC130, it is a beast of a torch. I carried it at Halloween for trick or treating with the kids, and the amount of light it puts out will cause people to turn away from it. Pretty sure it would kill vampires.

I own that LC130, it is a beast of a torch. I carried it at Halloween for trick or treating with the kids, and the…

I just want more to play with at the Tower. Kicking a ball around is fine, but hey...how about a frisbee?

I’m not interested in calling out every little thing. It would mean I would have to watch them constantly, and seriously, fuck that. I’ll carry newspaper subscriptions, read the articles, donate money and time to causes.

Hyesha Bryant shouldn’t have said “I forgive you”, but rather “Bless your heart.”

Pay phones work too

Double membership fees. Travel there on weekends at taxpayers expense. Profit.

Every press conference someone needs to ask if he’s a puppet. He loves that.

Through Amazon prime a digital subscription is 4/month. A total steal.

“...this team will go down in history as one of the greatest presidencies in U.S. history.”

I always wonder when to sell a stock. If I buy it, I get attached to it and become reluctant to sell. But at some point you should cut your losses or walk away with a profit.

These executive orders aren’t about protecting cops. It’s about giving cops a crime to pin on immigrants and get them deported.

Mariah is always reclined. She’s lying down in cars, baths, beds, chaise lounges, sofas, she’s carried by men on stage. And she always seems sleepy. Which makes me sleepy.

Seceding = loss of water rights. California isn’t going anywhere.

Where can I order roses that actually smell like roses? Most places favor durability over scent, and it drives me crazy. It’s like ordering a styrofoam cake.

Laws?

I know most comments here will be, “duh”, but I’m completely floored.I have always broken it up and basically broken it up and stirred constantly. As one commenter said, you’re boiling your meat, not browning it. I had never thought about it, and will become a better person.

Question about campaigning...are rallies especially effective in turning out the vote? Seems you’re preaching to the choir, not to people on the fence.