on the good side, consider David Niven, he has two. The Moons A Balloon and Bring on The Empty Horses. Niven was funny, charming, and it was fascinating how he talks about Hollywood in the Golden Age.

What...no footnotes?

Yes, as a Broncos fan I've seen the team implode in the playoffs because Coach Fox was too damn conservative in his calls.

one reason I make purchases from Costco. Their generous return policy means if I don't love it, I can take it back. Recently I purchased a massage chair. Tried it for three weeks, decided it was a like, not love, purchase. So I took it back and feel better with the money back in my account.

Oh, truth. I've had runs where nature calls, you find a porta potty, and...no tp. Yikes.

What about the THX video test that came with Pixar films? Is that worthwhile? I have the glasses somewhere...

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I worked at hotels all through college...who tips the front desk people?

I have 3 girls, 2, 4, and 7. They do not get to play video games. Maybe for short periods of time they can play stack the States, or endless alphabet, or nick jr. Drawing.

For some reason it makes me think of high colonics.

I like studies as much as anyone, but this is a phenomenon that happens to me every year. Same thing, every year. The only constant I have here is the shot, therefore it's the shot.

I get the flu shot every year, and the following day, unfailingly, I come down with 24 hours of general low level crapiness. Just minor aches, sniffles, like I caught a baby flu. And then I'm fine.

"Dad, get away from the phone! No! Hold him back!"

Nope nope nope. In the same boat as you, 3 kids and I'm done. But I'm waiting for Vasalgel.

Cupcakes are forever. They're pre-sliced pieces of cake.

I had a quarter pounder at McDonald's a few weeks ago, first in a long time. I took a bite and was like, "what is this shit?". It was food that immediately made me sad, and I took it to the counter and told them as much. Hey clown, your beef is pure garbage. Figure it out.

it just so happens that my tv does not have the rca connections. And I'm not saying you shouldn't buy the soundbar, I'd just like the headphone jack.

it just so happens that my tv does not have the rca connections. And I'm not saying you shouldn't buy the soundbar,…

What's the most important feature you look for in health insurance?

I also really love the Zvox. I just wish it had a headphone jack.

I also really love the Zvox. I just wish it had a headphone jack.

I'd recommend this for Wills as well. My mother drafted her Will in 2002. She passed away in December. Needless to say, what she remembered and what actually was written was very different indeed. Have a talk with your loved ones about their Wills, and please make sure they actually review the document.