With good sushi, just a little bit of soy sauce…as in the video.

Yes, but I've always heard that's irrelevant. The point is you stood up for yourself, and against the bully.

Suicide is funny.

I hate this macho bullshit with a passion, and what I hate more is the argument that Martin should have picked a fight. First of all, that's more macho bullshit. Second, this was his job…his fucking career. You don't beat the shit out of teammates and expect to report to work the next day. And don't tell me it's…

Little known fact...turning a camera around allows you to use it like a telescope.

So...someone just had a 200 pound wooden cock lying around, you know...just in case? Because that is not 5 minutes with a piece of lumber and a chisel, that took some work.

It's the extra oxygen from a lower altitude...makes them sleepy.

Here's a simple improvement...advertise. There's Sony commercials, Microsoft commercials...where are the Nintendo Wii U commercials? When the two new consoles came out, why wasn't Nintendo tooting it's horn about being in stock, family friendly, and cheaper?

I thought that as well. Crabtree distanced himself, Sherman ran over and got in his face. Then, what...he didn't get the reaction he wanted and got pissed off about it? One team is going to the Super Bowl, the other isn't. Know what you say? You say good game. It's just poor sportsmanship.

Goodell: "I am worth 30 million dollars!"

Congratulations to the Denver Broncos...and their owner.

"That'll do, Horse...that'll do".

Try this: go to a bar and tip first. Put down a ten or 20 on the counter, get a name, give them yours, and start drinking. Not only will you be memorable for the rest of the night, you'll be remembered in future nights too, just because you were different.

You know, I love me some game consoles. I'm not fan boyish in the slightest, good games come out on all consoles. But Jesus Christ, that controller will never come into my house.

We seem to get there once every two weeks. We go there to buy milk, eggs, yogurt, bread, meat, coffee. Grocery store is used primarily for vegetables and fruits, really.

My death row meal would be: toasted sourdough bread, Boursin cheese, sliced tomatoes with salt/pepper. Open faced. And a pint of Ben and Jerry's dastardly mash. Good luck finding that, warden!

Maybe Football Gods aren't fans of BBQ.

I'm just saying, show some poise. You think Grandpa wants to see that?

I'll remember the nimrod behind Jerry Jones pulling his sweater over his head, after the interception. Nice poker face.

Let's not forget the play clock delay of game debacle in the Dallas game. That was atrocious.