I have a Tivo, so I use the Tivo remote. Just got an xbox one, and could really use a remote for that. I had a little remote for the 360 that I loved, but can't figure out how to use it with the new Xbox. If anyone can tell me how, I would love to know. Remotes are just quicker and more effective than using the…

That happened to me when I was a kid. I was able to get it our myself, but it was a terrible memory. That thing hurt!

Tim Tebow is on his way! It's a Christmas miracle!

It was good, if fresh. But I would watch employees put these under the heat lamps. Take that, cold side!

Needs a little work. The guy should be handing the fish over to the Packers, not having it snatched out of his hands.

Nope, I think this was romo trying to save the day.

Running the ball was effective. Romo refused to run the ball. Romo tries too hard, to the detriment of his team.

When I turned on the game the first thing I thought was why are they playing RG3? Heavy snow, slippery conditions, bad knee. Take him out of the game. And if you want him good for next year, keep him out and train your guys to block.

I showed this to my wife, who said finger painting really shouldn't be encouraged at this time/place. Ewwwww...

My 6 year old daughter wants a Rapunzel that is 3 feet tall and will scare the shit out of me in the middle of the night, I have repeatedly said no but she is optimistic Santa will get it for her.
My 3 year old daughter wants a jetpack.

I'm on a medication for triglycerides. Everyone talks about cholesterol, but what is a triglyceride, how bad are they, and are they produced by the liver as well? They seem to be like the secret agent version of cholesterol...cholesterol gets all the press, but triglycerides are secretly shutting it all down.

It could be argued he was watching the big screen to see when to jump out of the way, that way he could argue "oops, I didn't notice!"

Maybe I should have taken up the flute...

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday; it's Christmas without the presents and the stress of Christmas. You have the same food, there's football on, and you can go outside. But my favorite thing is after the big meal, everyone is gone, and you make a sandwich. Maybe you use a leftover dinner roll, or some white bread.…

The Darkness...and to a lesser extent, Prince of Persia. In both you had no control at the end of the game, the story was going to go in one direction and you had to accept it.

Wasn't there talk about. A free fitness app through the Kinect fora year?

As a parent, let me just say that if I say the console gets turned off, that's what happens. I have no problems with disconnecting a console to improve listening skills.

What, you couldn't find a dick picture to hang on the wall? No dick and guns curtains or wallpaper? Who taught you to decorate?

She's like a young Judi Dench

No men? I'm offended.