They had me rolling! These were my faves though (that aren’t included in the article)...

Well, don’t look at my comment elsewhere about cane spiders then! 😂

Also how crazy would it be to find out that not only Trump plays Call of Duty—which, I serious doubt because even that game is a little to complex for him—and was one of the best players in the world?

I’m so sorry to read this. It’s heartbreaking knowing that it happens every day and could be prevented in so many cases, but unfortunately black women are at the bottom of the list, once again:

I have heard that the “x” is a callback to native culture, which is a good idea.

While there are Puerto Ricans that are basically white

I hate it. To me it looks like they’re making it a math equation (substitute ___ for “x”) and nothing linguistic. I prefer Latin@ because you just automatically read the appropriate gender. Same with sending a message to a group of friends and addressing them “amig@s”...

Except this kangaroo. I don’t think you’d want to get him drunk:

That’s my solution. My boyfriend just yells and runs the other way :D

If I lived near you I’d just capture it for you in an old plastic food container and transfer it outside where it could live to eat other bugs another day... unless it was a cane spider - then I’d also have to drive at least a mile before releasing it into the wild, or it would be back in your house before I could…

You know, spiders I’m mostly okay with as long as they stay out of my way (like, up on the ceiling). If not then I usually try to throw them outside. But if I see a cave cricket in my house...that fucker is going to die.

Also, we have cane spiders here, which are not only huge as fuck, but LIGHTNING FAST (I’m not exaggerating here), so all I could do was picture one of these darting around the dude’s apartment catching errthing on fire 😂

That title had me laughing hard out the gate

Apparently they split because she was “too black for her husband” ...according to her, of course.🙄 jfc.

Seriously, it’s pointless. It’s either willful ignorance, or intentional trolling. Either way, no worth wasting your energy trying to explain further (I even provided a chart which shows that Apes and Monkeys aren’t even in the same scientific Family, and he came back with the old “your silly strawmen” response).

username checks out.