Look, we destroyed civilization because it’s a bad thing to destroy civilization. HAVEN’T YOU EVER HEARD OF SATIRE?!?!

Umm, those are ironic mushroom clouds - nuclear weapons are so 1983.

Should we start creating really interesting search histories just to give them something to do? y/n

But if we have a bad season here, you’re going to have a year without maple syrup.

I’m sure this mess will ultimately be pinned on some poor sap.

Talk dirty to me Dr Strangelove :)

I have too much on my hands trying to outlaw Ariana Grande to even think about pot, tbh.

If I remember correctly, there were a few women other than Jackie who shared their own stories of sexual assault in the piece— perhaps RS is saying that they stand by them even though Jackie’s account has been disproven.

Hell, why didn’t the FBI hold a press conference to explain why he didn’t get indicted but tell us how they think he’s a bad person all the same?

Chicago Hot Dogs are the perfect food.

It is clear that you didn’t get the memo about discussing voting for Jill Stein:

You forgot the whistle. You also should casually whistle.

You’re right, I shouldn’t be so cynical. If the football team did this the school would probably be willing to cancel the soccer season if they thought it would help.

Execution seems like an overreaction. I prefer a policy that just lox ‘em up.

He assumes the Union had “freeing the slaves” at the top of their Civil War to-do list, not “preserving the Union.”

“It wasn’t about slavery!!!! It was about state’s rights!!! And Northern aggression!!!”

Gonna get worse before it gets better.

I liked “he doesn’t even have a girlfriend”. It’s so “running for class president”.

The absolute worst thing about this election for me is being forced to revisit traumas I thought I had worked through. Watching the vilification of Trump’s victims for daring to come forward has been traumatizing, while Mark-Viverito’s actions and words are fortifying ones and I am so grateful to her. Comparing those…

Not to mention how much his win will embolden his supporters—that’s what I really fear. The last thing we need is for the “silent majority” to have their prespective validated and be given the de facto mandate of a Trump presidency.