“Time travel hasn’t been invented yet”

It’s the new millennium. Just leave a fleshlight and lube under his pillow, he’ll figure out the rest.

The seed definitely has a weak chin.

“Shirking responsibility makes me smart. Make America Squirrels Again.”

The best strategy is to not let mics form in the first place.

when is Jezebel going to recognize that “Silk Spectre” is a fucking awesome codename

Also the “poet” doesn’t even write stuff that rhymes.

Maybe that’s why Learned Hand never got on SCOTUS.

He writes in semantic pentathlon dude, can you even read?

That’s a way too short and coherent post for that user name

That’s “well” writerer.

They should honor the original spirit of the award and all recipients should come up with an innovative way to re-take The Philippines.

To me, the greatest sign yet of her basic fitness to serve in office was that she didn’t cold-cock that reporter right on the spot.

Obviously it wouldn’t, but McCrorey isn’t saying it because it’s true, he’s saying it because it has words that he thinks sound good to the people he wants to appeal to. We’re lucky we’re getting syntactic structure and not just a random stream of “freedomy” words.

As a Constitutional matter, it’s pretty hard to argue that his citizenship is relevant.

How exactly does Trump envision the President implementing a stop-and-frisk program? Getting Congress to pass a law making funding contingent on whether municipalities have implemented such a program? Or just hiring a bunch more FBI agents and tell them to do it? Or maybe making a new agency, the federal…

That’s because your evaluation of intelligence is culturally biased. He’s probably really good at analogies that require him to know the parts of a yacht.

This is why they dont trust her. Her plane is not transparent. Silly hillary!

Yeah, the only Johnson voters I know would have voted Republican in a normal election year. (Anecdotal data, of course.)