I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

Seriously—the more tantrums he throws the better. Don’t bother making him sound dangerous. That appeals to the morons who think life should be an action movie. Make him sound like the giant baby he is.

Tantrump?

I always liked “Trumpertantrum” - I think Cruz was selling bibs with that on them for a little while, the only worthwhile contribution his campaign ever made to the world.

Bingo. A giant fuckin’ crybaby who holds a decades long grudge over someone saying he has tiny hands.

Agreed. “Dangerous Donald” just makes him sound like he belongs in Top Gun or something, when really we should be calling attention to his insecurity about his stubby extremities.

Plus as a man I always vote for the candidate that makes me feel most masculine anyway. That’s why in 2012 I wrote in truckasaurus.

I’m not sure what the lectern tastes like. How can I understand what the Supreme Court is doing without that crucial knowledge?

“I am dong Spartacus!” “No, I am dong Spartacus!”

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

Her slogan might as well be “Iskaral is such a fucking pussy.” She’s so needlessly hurtful. :(

What about “Hillary for President”? I’m sure a lot of men find it emasculating to hear it suggested that a woman should be their president. She should consider changing her stance on that issue to appeal to more men.

A three judge panel of the 4th Circuit held that given Auer deference the Department of Education’s regulation forbade this kind of bathroom rule in schools, North Carolina might want to take it to the Supreme Court or an en banc hearing. Also, strangely, as near as I can tell the School Board in that case didn’t…

“Purposely broken laws” is a little glib. The government’s case is based on a legal theory that’s strong today but would have been considered very “out there” at the time the laws that they’re interpreting were passed.

That would be an alternative method of compliance, yes. As long as the birth certificate gets changed.

Yeah, Ted Kennedy and others have persuasively argued for the draft on these grounds. By not having it is Congress basically sending a lot of poor people and a lot of people of color off to die for us? Without ever facing the immediate consequences of losing a son or a daughter.

I hate the draft. I would hate to potentially be drafted. I would die in .03 seconds in Iraq or Afghanistan. That said, I wonder if one of the biggest problems we’re facing right now as a population is the lack of a draft. If we were all (especially the rich! Especially lawmakers) facing the fact that at any time our…

I said on another post that activists might want to consider organizing campaigns of conspicuous compliance with these laws. I imagine public opinion will turn when people who are too stupid to realize what these laws mandate actually see it in action.

Yeah, I confess I used to view the victim as in a moral grey area because I was misled into thinking this was definitely blackmail, and now I feel gross that I let myself be uncritically misinformed like that. I mean, it’s my responsibility too, but the media’s love of sensationalism and intrigue is besmirching the…