Oh god, link to the last bit about making it federal law to have funerals for abortions? I want to read an article about it before I stab my computer/myself.

This attitude is going to keep me going over the next few years. To everyone who voted for Trump: you want people like me out of the country? Well, fuck you. I’m a nasty woman who’s about to get nastier. It’s my country too and you can take it from my cold dead hands.

Yeah, I feel like I’ve just come out of a seizure. I have epilepsy. When I have a seizure and someone talks to me after it, I don’t process words well and it takes awhile before I can understand full sentences. I miss stuff for 30 seconds during a partial seizure. Watching the debates I felt like I was having partial…

Oh man this could be a bounty for shade court this week.

I think he was about to say “Crooked Hillary” at one point but brought it back in. Like the barest voice-crack of “C...” before “Hillary”.

I’m thinking a handful of ativan? The boyfriend agrees.

Ugh, I’ve got a twofold response to this:

God that’s awful, I’m so sorry. Internet hugs if you want them. I think we’re about the same age, but now I feel lucky that I got my abortion when I was 17 and not 22 - it was before a bunch of these fucking bullshit laws were passed.

Oh my god that sounds so uncomfortable. I feel bad for laughing so hard at your description and want to send younger-you all the wine. And I have never been happier with my current period checklist that I’ve used since I got my IUD: take a shower, reach up there, check the IUD strings, and clean it out preemptively.…

I want this on the TV as loud as possible at my “Madam President” party I’m holding when (please lord when) Hillary wins.

Oh god, this would be glorious. Not say anything directly about the tape but still put it in everyone’s mind.

I’m so sorry to hear it - big, big internet hugs. But I’m also happy to hear that your daughter is getting treatment. Family support kept me alive when I was really depressed (I was older, in my 20s). You’re doing what you can and it will mean SO MUCH.

Starred for a ‘yes’ to your poll, unfortunately

Seeing his attempted response to this question would bring me endless joy.

Didn’t we have one of those already? I don’t think W did spectacularly at Yale.

This gif cheers me up every single time someone uses it during this year’s crazy-ass election. But it is particularly well placed here.

New-Yorker-splaining mostly applies to pizza. We can get righteous and heated about pizza.

I’m having a hard time telling the difference between reality and satire at the moment. Help?

Your grandma knows what’s up.

Wouldn’t that be the best? No more nightmares, plus Dr. before my name. (And I’m sorry you get commute anxiety, that sucks big time. Internet hugs if you want them).