I am 100% vegan, except for the double-splash of whole cow’s milk in my morning coffee. Deal with it, Forks Over Knives-nazis!

Attention all: please feel free to kill the joke with overly-literal comments.

Oh, never mind, you’re on it.

You obviously enjoy the topic of phonology, but - alas - your knowledge is lacking, and your transcriptions are ambiguous at best; a little knowledge is a dangerous thing!

Exactly whom I thought of reading about ‘African’ proverbs. Nine times out of ten, Maya Angelou quotes sound like fortune cookie wisdom, at best.