You know what? Fuck this shit!

When are they going to knock on the Church of Scientology’s door?

That’s so obviously photoshopped!

why not just have a rating for it/safe search option? America has such a weird complex about sex vs. violence.

tldr because it wouldn’t produce the amount of money over a long period of time like shark cards would

Tell me more about this musical car

i think it’s funny how a one sentence internet comment now counts as a “screed”.

Seconded.

I know right? That face! I’m reading all these comments about problems people had with the trailer and my response was... Ooooh, Alicia Vikander!

Take your star and get out

honestly though? who’ll watch the watchmen?

Yes! Problem: Hungry

Free bones?!? I’m in.

“New Hearthstone strategy makes a boring spectator event even more boring.”

Out fighting the Kraken, the government keeps it a secret.

These days, at least this year, a US Navy Ship returning to home port under her own power and not having rammed another ship or ran aground is enough to fly a “Mission Successful” banner....

Sick of hearing about the next election from day one of Trump’s term. Aren’t there more important matters to attend to at the moment?

It’s as if having a moderate, central viewpoint is somehow equal to appeasement of the fringe. I don’t get it either.

“Don’t quote me boy, cause I ain’t said shit.” 

I can’t remember exactly if it was First Bullshiticus or in Second Bullshiticus, but you’re exactly right.