Fun fact: 6 of the 13 people in this photo have been given the Stunner by Stone Cold Steve Austin. 

Not to mention that weren’t a couple of the love interests Hispanic? The one woman didn’t speak a word of English. And the ginger kid was obsessed with a girl who is mixed race as well.

With respect to the film’s lack of diversity, it might be worth noting that this features a rare example of a white woman being paired off romantically with a black man (Keira Knightley/Chiwetel Ejiofor), something that’s almost never depicted for a bunch of racist reasons. Admittedly, the climax of that storyline is…

Sparklefarts

“Two what?”

Lookin like this at 33 is what he gets for being a racist piece of shit : )

Dale Tucker is not the fucking asshole. The cops are. What, they have to deploy spikes on a crowded street to justify having them in their inventory? They owe Tyler Bisson a new Silverado. This is Maine, foolks. Maine. The cops know where the suspect lives.

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Anyone else have issues with their statements?

Guys, I’m starting to think that college students may like to have fun and listen to young people music. I’m really freaking out about our youth right now.

Ten bucks says some woman did and everyone just talked over her

“Uh, guys.....maybe we have a problem here....”

Dora Milaje School of Wish-a-Motherfucker-Would

I am dying at this article.

“Let me explain something to you” is the equivalent of your character in Street Fighter backing up before hitting a combo.

This sounds like someone I work with that shames me on my Excel Spreadsheet skills.

KFC and cologne : (

The subtlety is key. Poised, yet salty af. Yes Michelle. Serve. 

Hats back on to Laura Wagner for saying that the guy is reporting that Hunt is on the exempt list, when all the guy said is that it would be the most likely scenario.

I...wow.

I’m glad some folks are enjoying this game; everyone has their somewhere they want to be, and that somewhere doesn’t work for other folks—and that’s fine. I enjoy a great many things others think are a waste of time.

This whole kerfuffle, though, comes off as one giant kettle of “we coasted way too hard on a…

Teddy Geiger co-wrote and produced a bunch of the most popular Shawn Mendes songs, and she has a new album out. Would recommend.