His fuck-up was not in not hustling, because do you know who else doesn’t run at full speed on every single play, every single sharp grounder to second, every can-of-corn pop-up to short center? Every major leaguer ever.

Are the 3-D glasses distributed at the park, or do we need to bring them from home?

Unfortunately he may have died in the fire because his giant steel balls wouldn’t let him get out of the tiny cab of the bulldozer.

Reminds me of Charles Barkley’s golf swing.

So who is she referring to when she says “one taught me love, one taught me patience and one taught me pain”?

Oh god, this scene...’yes, but you’ve also made a fool out of me. You’ve made the life I lead foolish too.’ No matter how many times I see it, it’s like a gut punch. i love her.

Yeah. She sticks with her husband, which makes sense because Andrew Lincoln’s character is her husband’s best friend and they literally had just gotten married. The saddest story is Carl and Sarah. I so wanted those two to hook up and live happily ever after. Alan Rickman deserved to be dumped for breaking Emma…

I get that it’s ALL wrong and TWO wrongs don’t make a right...But I’m also a petty bitch and it’s why I don’t feel too bad when stuff like this happens to Burfict.

rampant gossip and speculation about his mental health

Rodgers emphatically denied any rift, but eyebrows were raised when he added, “Mike is like a member of my own family.”

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

Did all the mainstream reputable news outlets decide to send their female reporters as a sign of solidarity?

So because he’s a bottom? A passive homosexual?

He’s my favorite lesbian in the Senate.

Cross-examined is exactly right. I’m a lawyer. I know what cross-examination looks like. I’ve cross-examined many people myself. She’s being cross-examined like a hostile witness, and she is most definitely on trial.

“Fever Itch”

Field Of Creams

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers