I need to see a courtroom full of people dancing to "Mint Green Pontiac" and I need to see it now.

The delightful stomp-tapping of "It's TICKING Like THIS (The Daughter of My Sister)" warms my heart.

One of my favorite things about Smash (RIP, Smash) was that it would randomly mention fictional Broadway shows that sounded awesome. I want Moonstruck: The Musical and Tom and Julia's Great Gatsby creation to be real,…

Broadway needs to get on that right the fuck now. Can you imagine Mona's showstopping number "Biological Clock?

I would 100% watch a My Cousin Vinny musical.

was this drawn strictly using Fashion Plate technology?

LOL! 42 is fine but at 43 you're unfuckable again?

But you are very important!

Are people confused about where the child's face should go if you just hang the shirt on a plain hanger?

I kind of dug the ending, it was frustrating because we're always wanting everything to be wrapped up but ...

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I feel like I'm the only person who didn't hate the ending of this book. To me it seemed fitting as the final twist that I just didn't see coming. Plus, the ending was obviously successful at causing a strong emotional reaction (of hatred) in so many readers, and that's got to count for something!

That has happened to me. For one brief, glorious minute in 2013 everyone knew that I had not only watched "HoT BoyZ Make Luv VERY Swet" but liked it enough that I wanted to share it with the world.

Yeah, remind me again why I'm supposed to think Joan Rivers is some kind of comic genius? And there's so many layers to her choosing this specific insult too. The masculization of black women ties into the way we're seen as tough work horses, able to take pain, and available to be abused. It's just racism, misogyny,…

Excuse me but I was told there would be no math.

Why the hell do people think you can only be fired for something illegal? The government has to respect your freedom of (bigoted) speech, not your employer.

And his listeners are all like:

Do you think insurance companies and the government are the same entity?
Bless your sad little heart.

It seems bizarre at first. But think about average funerary costs, even cremation, if you're in one of the states where you have to embalm the body even if they're going to cremate it. It adds up. Too, the insurance payout can be used in any way necessary, so if, for instance, there was a long hospital stay prior to…

I read on Huffington Post (or it may have been Buzzfeed, i'm unsure), that one of the women he was sexting was sixteen years old and that he had also googled age of consent laws, in case you guys are wondering if this guy is complete and utter trash or just utter trash.

The kid was white, right? They must be releasing Nancy Grace like the TragedyKraken™.

WHY YOU OPEN THE CURTAINS THEY CAN SEE YOU NOW