She thought a little caulk in her ass might help with that crack.

HE SELLS MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES (PROBABLY).

"That particular statistic is from my personal observations. I'm just speaking here as a dude."

The other equivalent would be if someone made a candy in the shape of exaggerated noses and called them "Hebe-y Jeebies."

" No one wants to fuck a can of Hairspray "