- Got in a hut in the middle of a forest, alone.

Somewhere in a secluded barn, lawmen gather around a group of three albino children in clawed foot tubs, waiting with bated breath for the relevation to come. Soon, the eldest child makes a simple declaration:

It becomes a matter of gameplay vs realism. If you could do what you did realistically no law would ever show up, which would make the game too easy and boring, as you could just grind train robberies for lots of cash with no real risk. 

Just fucking raise the price to $80 already for new games and stop dancing around it with all this bullshit.

Thing is, though, it’s not gambling. If loot boxes were gambling, then so are CCGs, like magic the gathering, that have been around for decades with no one complaining about them. Is the FTC gonna start regulating those too?

Lawman 1: Guys, I have this feeling that even though it isn’t due for 3 hours, the train is already five minutes late. Let’s ride, I reckon that something ain’t right. 

There’s too many good games that are butchered by the masses. AC Unity, Watch_Dogs, ME Andromeda, Fallout New Vegas. Granted most launched with grievous bugs, but they’re also some of the games with the most ambitious undertaking, that shines once the bugs has been squished.

Incidentally, a thirty-nine and a half foot pole is exactly how Adrian Peterson stops children's laughter. 

“The presence of spiders in my brain has excited the far right. Thus to combat these extremists, we must continue allowing the presence of spiders in my brain.” - Hillary

But enough about our President, folks. Let’s get to the rankings. 

And I’ve traveled off the beaten path, accidentally lept over a pebble, and rocketed my horse off a three-foot drop into a tree, causing it to instantly die. Travel just isn’t easy in Red Dead period.

Some of it feels intentional, some of it doesn’t. That stagecoach example sounds like it’s intentional, but having a big shootout with the law because you killed and skinned a random sheep outside of town and some stranger was like “I GOTTA REPORT THIS” doesn’t. It also doesn’t help that violence is basically the only…

The game’s sense of justice is really screwy. I stop to help a stage coach driver and his passenger who are being robbed by rival gang members. I kill the gang members, save the day. Some random passerby witnesses the event and he turns me in for murder. What the hell? Why doesn’t the account of the other two…

Alternative: ignore looting the bodies, grab cash and gun, run like hell, have tiny bounty. 

I’m in like chapter 4 and just saw this pop up when back in Valentine. Got a little weird ? I hadn’t seen before behind the shop. Haven’t tried to rob it yet though either. Some stuff seems real random on when it shows up cause I’ve been all over that place prior to to seeing it last night.

My experience with this robbery:

Get pharmacist to unlock door.

Try to hold up rival gang members.

Get shot at.

Shoot rival gang members. End up shooting woman in room because she pulls a shotgun on me.

Clean out room.

Grab Schofield.

Shoot my way to freedom, cursing the rising bounty the whole way.

...do a treasure map…

Well aside from the fact that there are numerous characters who arent seen or mentioned in the first game, so ypu have no idea what happens to them... that seems like a silly argument. Its glaringly obvious who will live and die in the vast majority of movies, books, and television shows. Do you not like any of those?…

To be fair, there are a significant amount of gang characters who both don’t die and aren’t mentioned in the first game.

Great timing! I literally spent over an hour playing and replaying this robbery last night, trying to figure out the optimal path through it. Ultimately, I realized that after hog-tying or knocking out the first 3 lawmen who come in, the rest stay outside, so you can loot at your leisure. Best way to get out quick is…

I was also a big fan of the first two (mostly the first) but have very little hope for the third entry. The total lack of buzz around it is very concerning. Hopefully it sneaks up on us but I doubt it.