“Papa John Has Regrets.”

Just think how many second rounders Hinkie could get for Embiid and Simmons.

Trump supporters are the un-American traitorous pieces of trash. Full stop.

When Jack actually attempts to dump the bots, trolls, nazis and harassers from twitter I’ll believe you.

Talk about strawmen. Going from celebration to the n word? Holy hell. What's an appropriate celebration to you? As you've surely never done anything resembling the skill required to play on his level you can kindly keep your opinions to yourself. 

You probably hate when batters admire their home runs, too, huh?

Get over yourself. He just scored in the biggest game he’ll ever play in. This isn’t American football. You see here in Europe, the players are allowed to have some fun after scoring.

I can’t wait for Fortnite to go away.

Imagine if France blows a 3-1 lead... 

Own goal, badass strikes, hand ball PKs, and now randos storming the field. This game has literally everything.

What's wrong with it?!! 

Counterpoint: That photo is the only good thing about stories about this guy.

“Well I was just talking the way that the Colonel talks.”

Wait for Trump’s post-impeachment speech.

Now THIS is how you apply for a job at the White House in 2018.

(The Marlins reportedly offered around the same amount of money, and that’s a fun alternate universe to imagine.)

He’d “allow them” to unionize. Ah, that’s so cute.

“grow the hell up”

The irony of this being posted about a children’s cartoon is rich and flavorful. 

THIS IS SPARTA!

Madness?