Likewise, he probably failed because he kept thinking, “This is gonna make LeBron James so proud” as well.

Wow, that reminds me so much of myself as a teenager: trying to get it in the hole but failing miserably and embarrassing myself immeasurably. 

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Look, Mexico still Might Be Frauds. Their finishing in front of goal has been erratic to say the least -- and their defense has been entirely untested. 

Plus Morocco, who was a sexy underdog pick before the tournament, somehow being under the “not frauds” section even though they’ve lost twice and are out.

After yesterday, Poland are no longer a country, and are therefore ineligible for the fraudulence rankings.

iceland is more plucky upstart that failed to show pluck or ever start, but that’s more projection than fraudulence.

Fuck you, Roseanne.

looks like a young Agent Smith from The Matrix 

Hey, who put this picture of a young and virile man at the beach as my phone’s background, I scream on the bus.

“Well, I can rule out one explanation, anyway.”

I’ve tried that explanation. People didn’t buy it, especially since I also had to explain that when I went to enter Twitter as the URL, I accidentally typed in Google Images.

After seeing that live, I tried to search on Twitter for “James Rodriguez pass” and accidentally typed “James Rodriguez ass.”

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One word answer: Witchcraft.

How did they find the nerve to put out a show reel? The VFX in Justice League were hot garbage. Just a mishmash of badly rendered cgi goo.

I think it is supposed to be joke based on the first article he linked about how mad people were about Landon Donovan doing an ad for mexico, combined with a match recap. But it wasn’t particularly funny.

It’s okay, Billy writes poorly and is bad at sarcasm. You’re excused for not being able to parse it out. 

Brown people and gay people together?  Trump and Pence were probably beside themselves this morning.

Was in Santa Ana today for the OC pride parade, and the streets were rocking with green jerseys and Mexican flags. It was awesome.