Or, more likely, he can’t.

I know, I was just giving you a hard time.

Kiss ass, I told you this 2 hours earlier and I didn’t get a thanks.

Casey won coach of the year vote from coaches, but the COY award is based upon reporters’ vote.

Read the fine print. Casey won coach of the year the same way Harden won the MVP 2 years ago.

I love the poetry of the 76ers season ending with “The Process” missing two close range shots and all of the Process fans blaming the league representatives.

Diesel seems convinced that he is the central draw of the films and is one step away from giving an ultimatum to Universal of either getting rid of Johnson or he walks. I hope he does that though just to see how badly that blows up in his face.

This is factually incorrect but you capture the general spirit of how the Fast franchise has gone. Tokyo Drift was technically the return of Diesel to the franchise (he had a cameo at the end) after not being in 2 Fast 2 Furious. Tokyo Drift was the first Fast movie without Paul Walker.

Yo, I despise the Celtics.

I’m sorry your good, not great team isn’t good enough to beat the good, not great Celtics and that this realization has caused you to get drunk and angry. Again, congrats on accomplishing exactly what they did before Hinkie’s teardown and 4 years of historic losing. I am sure it was totally worth it.

You realize you are looking at the peak of your Process mountain, right? Unable to get past a Boston team that is better despite not having their two best players, are way deeper than the 76ers, and have way more quality future assets than the 76ers, with a GM and coach each 20 times better than their 76er…

Nope, Celtics fucked up. Because the 76ers won this one game we will have to hear from Process fans all summer long that they would have won the championship if [insert bullshit excuse here] happened in games 1, 2, and 3.

Honestly, Process fans are delusional and no matter what happens they are convinced that they won, so TNT execs by a mile.

This exact scenario played out in the Rockets/Clippers series a few years back. The Clippers were poised to go to the WCF up big in the clinching game only for McHale to sit Harden. The Rockets came back, won the game, won the series. Obviously the Raptors didn’t win the game, and they won’t win the series, but we’ve…

Ah, yes, the old go down 0-2 to the inferior team gambit.

Yes, but with that said, LeBron is terrifying and Idk if Brown is ready to go mano y mano with him (which is necessary if they want it to be competitive)

Huh, if only there was a way to get more high pressure reps before this season.

This Sixers team has repeatedly made me look stupid all season, but I knew if they got pushed they would crumble. I hate that it is the Celtics doing it, but considering they are the alternate version of Processing, it hopefully makes it more painful for the Process fiends.

You can’t say that Ainge is a magician and that Stevens is the only reason why Boston teams have been good lately. You can’t have it both ways.

If they win this series it will be the first win under Stevens that they weren’t favored in. Do something before celebrating how great someone is (this can also apply to the otger team).