This is a man who moved in with a woman that owned a cat, and when people as if he has any pets, he says, “well, there is a cat that lives in my house.”

Yes, and the cat could have broken his/her leg. The shorter the distance they fall, the higher the chances. One of my cats broke her tibia while jumping down from our washing machine when she was 1 year old; It was something she did all the time but she must have landed “funny” at that time (this was 14 years ago).…

This is a Christopher Guest mocumentary, it has to be.

The teak bathtub has a showerhead over it. And the way it’s tiled, it’s intended to be a wet room, so you don’t need a curtain.

I thank the heavens every day for whichever previous owner of our early 1900s Victorian spent the money to redo the plumbing and most of the electrical. Our en suite is tiny, but it’s there.

Your Quincy contractor, on the other hand, would have said “No Problem” and leave you with random pipes showing up three feet off the wall in the living rooms and guest rooms, etc.

He was holding that cat like I hold a model airplane.  I expected him to start making jet noises while moving the cat up and down through the air.

Yeah I don’t even like cats that much but that’s the moment where I went from “I think I hate him” to “oh yes I for sure hate him.” 

When your house was plumbed in the late 1800s, pulling plumbing across 4 floors into weird spots, unless you really go a gut renovation, is basically not possible. You can’t just “add a bath”. This was explained to me very patiently by my Boston contractor. 

She was on Fresh Air and she sounded more exhausting even then most of the guests on Fresh Air.

Cat must have been a rental for the day :/

Full renovation.

Hell Yes I did! What the???

I enjoy her in some of her roles (especially Secretary and The Honorable Woman), but I would like to be far away from both of them.

Yes. It was like he’d never touched a cat before. He just kind of dropped/flung it away. Peter Sarsgaard does not care for cats.

Who taught him how to hold a cat? 

Very possible. But this house is on the market, and doing a feature in AD is almost part of the selling material when putting a place like this on the market. 

Slap a B in front of his name as the ultimate fuck you.

I tried to do some research to see if any special considerations were made, and I couldn’t find anything on this story at all, so I’m going with the default that the Church were a bunch of dicks. 

My in-laws STILL can’t fathom why we didn’t baptize our kids in the church. Every time I read an article about this shit, I’m tempted to send it to them and say THIS IS EXACTLY WHY.

I honestly don’t understand how anyone can still participate in the Catholic Church at this point. I don’t get it. They have zero moral authority. Endemic, rampant sex abuse. I don’t see how they are going to change, it is baked into the culture.