Ariana’s tattoo saga is bringing to mind “If You Give a Mouse A Cookie”

I click on things like this hoping for more insightful content then just “this is terrible and we should stop looking at it” and I don’t know why I haven’t learned my lesson yet...

I do remember another interview I did for Bridesmaids with somebody who later lost his job for a conversation he had on a bus with someone else.

Yeah, I’ve heard a lot of arguments that PTO should be segregated into vacation and sick days because otherwise it encourages people to come to work sick.

They would only need to test people fired in the last 9 months since that was when she was impregnated.

I had a great start to 2019 in that a really annoying co-worker is leaving the team.

The fourth dimension is 98.7% wizard poop.

I feel like ones that use magic would be really risky. One wrong move and your small intestine is coming out of your ear.

YES! Which makes me wonder if there are wizard-specific eating disorders as well. 

I’m less bothered by the mechanics and more bothered by the... output.

For the record, I just ignore JK at this point - she’s gone so far off the rails on all these additions to canon (let alone written five goddamn movies about Newt fucking Scamander) that it’s easy enough to tell myself that none of it matters, and if it did matter, it would’ve been in the goddamn books.

If I can vanish my poop after it pops out, I can vanish my poop while it is still inside.  

Maybe it’s just me, but I think it’s rather nice and sweet that he’s engaging in some dietary solidarity with his wife while she’s pregnant.

Talking about it during his stand up set doesn’t equal mad tho. His tone sounds jovial, there’s no anger in those words, I...don’t think the dude seems mad at all.

From what I read here, he doesn’t seem mad? He just... talked about it.

Turkey legs are a disappointing food item (they smell so much better than they taste), but they’re probably still healthier than a lot of what you might feed a kid at Disneyland.

The whole influencer plus kid thing is complicated for me.

I did and thought the same thing. I then was curious about what dad looks like, if he is really eating all those disgusting food choices?

Kind of regretting my morbid curiosity leading me to their pics. I’m no food nazi, but these kids are steps away from mini heart attacks or at least diabetes. Yuck. Everything is fried and/or sweet. Otherwise the children are adorable. 

I live in NYC. This dude has made Yelp searches for restaurant reviews and photos unbearable. Nearly every time I look up a restaurant and want to see photos of the food they offer, there’s one of this guy’s drooling offspring parked next to the cacio e pepe or whatever. I find his images of food and babies EXTREMELY…