Cheaper than a hospital room too! My kids were $2500 each, with good insurance, no drugs, and a midwife. Shit, they charged me $50 for a bottle of neosporin, and added a “second occupant fee” for the room after the kid was born. A detailing is getting off CHEAP. 

If this were me, I’d be like: “Dude, get your car detailed! Send me the bill!”

Say what you will about Felicity Huffman, she was smart enough to get out of this. She’ll get a fine, some community service and move on with her life.  Loughlin is going to jail and will be the face of this case forever.

It was $200,000.

No-fault is stupid. My insurance company should be able to sue yours if you’re terrible at driving and mess up.

You really should add gifs when you post something like that.

:( My stomach hurts.

Get over it, ya fat dink.

That’s devastating. She’s devastated right now.

All I have to say to this Olivia Jade girl is “Ya basic”! I don’t even really know what that means, but it cracks me up every time I hear it on The Good Place.

Considering I had never heard of this girl until yesterday, it’s unbelievable to hear Olivia Jade has this many deals with brands.

Not a fan? ;)

Wow that video is one of the most off-putting things I’ve ever seen.

It makes sense that he’ll be doing, essentially, a radio play (rather than an interview show or reading the narration for a documentary) because he’s fine when acting but pretty dull on talk shows; as himself he tends to whisper in a monotone with little affect, but obviously he’s a good performer when playing a part…

Dude...it’s a joke. Nobody actually thinks he’s a serial killer. The unblinking stare and stilted speech are straight Anthony Hopkins from Silence of the Lambs. People frequently tell me I have a creepy thousand yard state and have made killer jokes. It doesn’t mean I’m not a nice person. Chill. 

Wow he has always given me the creeps and I have this irrational hatred of him. Thanks for putting your finger on it. Ugh. Flip is my least favorite character on Bojack Horseman. 

I read an interesting take on this somewhere in the Twitterverse: namely, that although broke schmoes like me are horrified by this whole situation on a million levels, there’s another part of this story that is additionally awful and being overlooked: the people in trouble right now were not even the RIGHT kind of…

Maybe they think the younger daughter isn’t worth a $15,000 bribe. Kinda sucks to be both of them today. 

My understanding based on the charging documents is that Huffman and Macy backed out with the second daughter because they were afraid her SAT tutor would notice something was up with her higher score and seemed afraid of getting caught this time.

My sympathies go out to Huffman’s older daughter, who today learned that her parents think she is either the family fuckup or much less intelligent than her younger sister.