It’s a Jaguar, just check the local repair shops.

I don’t like automated checkouts in general, but putting them in at home depot was a hole different level of stupid. First, they sell a bunch of products that are too big to fit in the bagging area, meaning someone has to come over and put in a code so you don’t have to put it on the weight area. Then, they sell a…

That’s all I cared about when I was diagnosed with a stage 3 glioblastoma in 2013. Brain surgery, radiation and more chemo than I care to remember and I’m still here...bitching about this goddamn never ending winter hell:)

I’ll take “fuck this stupid earth” for $2000 Alex.

“I just look at legal.”

Also a line used by shifty financiers, accountants, and banks worldwide.

Jokes aside, I’m 36. If I were single, I’d feel really, really, weird about dating someone who was under 25. I’m sure there are many that are beyond-years-mature, but it just seems weird. Really weird.

Now let’s make…

If you have to ask yourself if they’re legal, they’re too young for you, bro!

This is excellent, my dude. I think a lot of our experiences with being in a a serious orchestral band or symphony topped out at max 19. I know mine did!

I never comment on this site, but I will today because this is the first (and only) time I might know something others don’t. My parents were both professional orchestra violinists for more than 30 years in a very prestigious orchestra which shall remain nameless. I grew up hearing a lot of conductor jokes, to wit:…

I take umbridge at the assertstion the Bugs Bunny wasn’t working hard in those performances. 

I think a lot of people think that the band members are all listening to each other and falling into cadence.

7 years. IRS can go back 7 years.

Okay, you lost me here:

Mine too, and added benefit, he is always my DD

You’re out of your mind if you think Donald Trump has ever read a children’s book to his children. Aside from the fact that the man is a self-avowed ‘non-reader,’ he also doesn’t strike me as the type of person who is comfortable with loving and caring emotions - even towards his own flesh and blood.

As a former percussionist, yeah I definitely did not pay attention until I was wildly gestured at.

lol the girlfriend in this email isnt out finding a dog trainer. She is out finding a new god damn boyfriend. 

This is 100% true. Sure, I could count the measures myself, but it’s so much easier to rely on the conductor to do it for me.

How to date someone who is sober:

Ex Band Geek here. I ask you, Mark. Next time you’re in a room with even 5 other people. Ask them all to count to 10 in their head and then clap once they get to “10". I would bet you $100 you get a cascade of people clapping at different times.

Your girlfriend is probably already interviewing prospective trainers as we speak anyways.