This is hilarious and unnecessary. Pregnancy tests couldn’t be easier to read or easier to conduct. I can’t understand how someone would mess it up unless they didn’t bother reading the instructions at all and at that point a blue tooth app wouldn’t do much anyway.

The thing about pregnancy tests is that you go to the store to get one and even without Bluetooth, they cost anywhere from $3 to - $15. Or you can go to the dollar store and get one for $1 that literally works just as well. Pregnancy tests in general are an overly priced and overly marketed commodity, adding Bluetooth…

It emails Maury.

Just hand him yours, instead. At the end of the conversation, give him a smile and say “give me a text sometime”, write down your number, then walk away ;)

$60,000 is a pretty solid “business reason.”

I think Snoke is Mace Windu

... In my nerdy opinion, Windu was pretty cardboard. It’s like they couldn’t write anything cool, so they put Sammy L in there with his purple pimp saber to make it feel cool. Though I’ll give cred to the cartoon making him cool, it was a good idea to write him out. Cardboard.

I still don’t understand how Kylo was freakin’ stopping laser bolts in mid-air at the start of the movie, but he doesn’t finish Finn off instantly. I assume that Kylo has had to have some training in his life at that point, given that he struck down a bunch of Jedi apprentices with it...and that Finn has had exactly…

Lightsaber training as in “standing in front of a blue screen swinging a stick and dodging imaginary bugs, droids, and laser blasts?” Because that’s all I seem to remember Mace Windu doing in the prequels.

No. That’s not serious shade. That’s a guy selling a movie and talking about its competition. He’s messing with your heads, people.

I think Snakes on a Plane is a great movie. It delivered on it’s name and premise.

I loved it. It really felt like just two people wailing on each other in anger. No finesse, no leaping around, just two people that want to hurt each other.

I liked it too, that flailing felt more natural than what the prequels did anyway, I mean I get you need spectacle in movies, it’s just something about that constant turning-your-back-to-the-enemy move that felt really wrong in them. And that one thing in III where Obi and Anakin just pause their fight to the death to…

I get why Lucas might be annoyed at how the new movie is being received. Star Wars is his legacy for better or worse. And it may be he has sellers remorse after seeing how much more loved the new movie is over the prequels. As an artist and filmmaker, even with all the money he got, that has to sting a bit. So I can…

I kind of liked Rey flailing around with the lightsaber, running and hacking trees in half, knocking down branches, etc. It was the first time she’d ever held one in her life. Of course she’s not going to be Mace freaking Windu. But hey, whatever. ;)

Sit down, Mace Windu. You did not bring enough Jedi to deal with Palpatine. That was your mistake.

I dunno, All I hear is

1. Turn heater on at full blast

I chose D because I have the pale ghost-like quality of a redhead and that would definitely be enough to keep me off the show.