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Redheads do sign up for The Bachelor, but keep dying in freak accidents before they arrive because did you know that 94 percent of redheads perish in freak accidents?

I think she’s implying that it would have been much harder to have made it in her particular field had she become pregnant in high school, and she gives PP credit for helping her get around the limitations of her Jesus house in order that she could have responsible, safe sex.

I'm not even sure I'd say her wording was poor. She pretty much said she did normal teen sex stuff and was able to get birth control so she never had to have an unwanted pregnancy and she's where she is now in part because of that.

I disagree, your logic is poor. “A and B” does not mean “If not A then not B.”

I think we can give her the benefit of the doubt and say that, no, she didn’t mean that. Just that Planned Parenthood helped her avoid any unwanted pregnancies which are, I hear, tough.

I read it as more like, growing up in “a Jesus household,” having access to the things that PP provides prevented an unwanted teenage pregnancy. To me that’s an issue not so much of success v. kid but rather kid as teenager and what kind of very real challenges that presents in terms of graduating high school,…

No, it was just a poor choice of words. I’m sure that she doesn’t think any woman who has had a pregnancy is unsuccessful. She probably should’ve worded it more like “I successfully avoided pregnancy thanks to PP.”

Amen, sister. Almost 32 and still baby-free, thanks to my fear of penises as a teenager, and a free supply of slut pills as an adult. THANKS OBAMA.

You like her hair here? Personally, I think it looks like she combed it out after getting out of the shower and just waited 45 minutes for it to partially air dry.

She seems to be on a Jolie style trajectory of becoming more political and outspoken as she gains more power and I’m kind of loving it. I’d be shocked if she took it as far, but it looks like she’s having the same “maybe I should do something with all this attention I’m getting” lightbulb moment.

OMG I love them both so much.

• Would you like to fall into a deep, dark internet hole about Bristol Palin faking the month of her child’s birth?

I completely forgot about that. SHIPPING RESCINDED.

Tyga claims it was strictly business and completely PG

Not happy about the reunion between Roberts and Peters; she’s got anger issues and an abusive streak. I had hoped their split would be permanent.

Tea is toxic to amphibians.

Cognitive dissonance. It’s how religious people handle a lot of things.

Yeah. The “I will praise his name, amen" was particularly unsettling to me. Maybe she's just in shock? I don't know. I'm not religious.

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