Thanks!

You’re just ahead of the curve - you get to be the first to abandon their resolution!

One of the great things about the books was that Rowling never unnecessarily killed people. When people died, there was always a reason - it revealed something about the person doing the killing or it moved the plot forward in some way. She has said that the only death she regretted was Florean Fortescue because it…

Ice Water! Woohoo! Livin’ la vida loca!

What movie is it? I recognize the actress, but not the film.

I’m watching the 6th Harry Potter movie and I forgot how much it sucked (I mean, all the movies sucked, tbh). It’s my favorite book and oh my god it’s painful to watch. Why did they burn down the Burrow?? Where do the Weasley’s live now??? And the acting! *cringe*

please let it be a hack please let it be a hack please let it be a hack

That didn’t actually occur to me until I read this just now - thank you for pointing it out! It adds a whole new layer to his immaturity.

• STUCK A WIRE INTO PENIS AND CUT TIP OF PENIS OPEN W/SCISSORS TRYING TO REMOVE IT

The last time I travelled I priced out the passes in each city I visited. I found that the London Pass wasn’t worth it (mostly because so many of the best museums are free), but the Paris Pass was worth it (by quite a bit). It really depends on what you want to see.

I just finished the first season of “Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce” on Netflix. I got totally sucked in. I go back and forth (I get way too invested so I start rooting for Jake because of the kids). Without the kids, I’m totally team Will. I’ve been a huge Lisa Edelstein fan since House, so I’m just really enjoying…

Elf. It has been since I first saw it in theaters. I think it might be the perfect movie - it’s just so damn quotable!

That sucks, I’m so sorry. I’m drinking Chardonnay :) . I hope you all feel better!

mmm that sounds delicious!

6pm here and I’m watching Archer with my family. It’s been lovely - we just watched tv all day and ate Chinese food. Breaking out the wine now!

...Because Dr. Luke is a serious heavyweight in the industry. Sony has made and will continue to make more money off of projects he is involved with than they could ever make off of Kesha alone. It’s all about the money.

I did a little happy dance. She is just so fucking awesome.

I feel you.

No you are not!