Someone get me to a hospital; my ovaries have burst.

I made the mistake of starting “The Martian” at 10pm. I couldn’t put it down so I just kept going and finished around 2:30am. Such a great book!

how do you not have more stars?!

College students do the wristband thing in the US, too. I agree, it’s gross.

You are an evil genius.

Not to mention even if you get the tickets you are now going to see the artist in a massive venue with thousands of others and the speakers will be too loud so you can’t really appreciate it anyway. I don’t blame the Beatles for stopping touring; they were right.

As long as you’re in it for the right reasons, ya know? ;)

ain’t that the truth.

Exactly.

I feel the same way (although I’m not in a serious relationship). If I’m ever in a relationship that is that serious, I would be completely happy with not being married, but I can understand the societal pressure to be married (along with the convenience). Plus, it’s so much easier to say, “he’s my husband”, than it…

That is kind of hilarious, though. Weird, that that explanation is what your mother went with, but hilarious.

AMEN! ;)

oof.

That is a lovely story! Did you come up with this theory unprompted or was this something she told you?

“I wonder what makes everyone so interested in me.”

I have relatives that think this as well. They are part of that ‘gun ownership has increased under Obama’ statistic. It terrifies me that otherwise reasonable people think this way and buy Fox News’ “liberal media” conspiracy theory.

The more I see from Julia Louis-Dreyfus the more I love her.

I now want to crawl under my blankets and read doctor seuss and pretend the world doesn’t exist.

Or, “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Mayo”. Unilever ought to buy this company up.