You're right. I blame liquor and a failed attempt at using the OP's vernacular. But mostly the liquor.

I think he may already be subconsciously uncoupling.

You probably knew this was coming…it's always Doctor and never Dr.
This is a very important distinction.

He's The Doctor or Doctor NOT Doctor Who. No one has ever addressed him by the title of the show.

(makes truck noises)

This would only be cooler if I had an ice cream cone and my own hard hat.

Slow wifi may not be very rock and roll but you know what is-emojis.

I wish Broadchurch was on netflix instant. Based on the cover photo, it stars Dr. Who and Sophie from Peep Show, so it is probably the greatest thing ever.

My favorite quote from Clooney on running for office:

I always said ikea products should have a difficulty rating, except instead of stars or whatever theu would use fights. Like, this is a two-fight armoire.

I do not think he will go into politics, if he was going to do that he would have married someone different and not a lawyer who has represented Abdullah Senussi and Julian Assange because the US Government and many do view them as "enemies". Most Americans even if they are liberal would not accept her and that…

Add this to the list next to Franklin Delano Roosevelt and Barack Obama of men whose wives we wish became president.

""That's a nice car there, Speaker Boehner. Shame if something happened to it. MWHAHAHAHAHA.

TRAPPED IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION.

I also want to find the 28% of respondents that hover. No ladies, you cannot accurately piss and hover, especially if you are in heels. Target sells toilet seat covers for $1/10 covers if you are that toilet-phobic.

#9 is "Do you take your shirt off to poop?" AND 9% OF PEOPLE SAID YES WHO ARE THESE CRAZIES

Dress skinny? Face it, fellow commuters: you're lucky if I dress clean.

Mariah is the Queen. I do like Whitney's straightforward communication style though.

I wish I could claim my favorite 'shade' moment of all time, but alas... Friends A & B hated each other. Friend A (who I admit was extremely obnoxious) received a Mercedes as a gift from her father and was extraordinarily proud of it. Friend B knew it was a Mercedes but her first comment to A about it was: "I love…