the first time my wife's parents stopped over? (They live a long way from us) to begin with it was all quite awkward, then we were watching TV and Mother In Law turned to me and (and I quote) "so peter, do you have a big package?" *. From there on it was 100% silliness all round and a v good weekend

Take the memories of the hot sex and run. This will not end well. He is already being shitty. It will only get worse.

A lot of it really isn't. They pump their bodies full of 'roids and drop ridiculous amounts of fat in unhealthy amounts of time, probably cutting years of their life. Reading what some of these male stars go through is just... gross. Really fucking gross.

put your phone away! dont jezebel while out on a date haha

Didn't he go straight from being SUPER thin for a role to this? That doesn't seem very healthy...

I think they gave the pardoning a turkey ceremony exactly the amount of disinterest and disdain it required.

You know who didn't spend Thanksgiving with Terry Richardson? Gwyneth Freaking Paltrow. I award this round to Goop.

Yeah this is the thing- planning a wedding without the groom kind of makes me think you're just planning a party where you want to be the center of attention and there's a floating silhouette standing next to you where any guy can get swapped in or out. What if he doesn't want to get married? What if he's allergic to…

Of course. Meanwhile, fantasy football is a totally legit hobby.

I just checked, and Naomi Campbell is 44, only a year younger than me. You look amazing, dear, but for heaven's sake, come down off the table.

It's not much of a horror story...

One Thanksgiving, my teeth were just starting to come in. I was miserable and crying. My material grandmother, a lovely and tiny woman from Ireland, decided the best thing for me was to rub whiskey on my gums. Unfortunately, she didn't realize my paternal grandfather, an ex-Navy Italian from Queens, was doing the same…

The year is 2010 and I'm sixteen years old. My family Thanksgivings are overwhelmingly formal, with sixteen to twenty people dressed in suits and ties and nice dresses. Like any other family, we have two family members nobody quite likes - my great aunt and uncle.

This is not so much a horror story, more just me being a type-A nightmare that requires at a minimum not everyone around me to be a fucking incompetent dipshit. but I digress.

I am increasingly concerned, and have been for some time, about 1D's collective sanity/energy levels. Although when they stop 1Ding I'm not really going to miss any of them, except Harry obviously.

Probably demolishing turkey at Tay's house. So jealous.

Hey, at least he's still putting on a smile and taking the picture, right? Many would just tell people to fuck off or frown or not do it... I can't fault him for not enjoying it, but I can commend that he's still mostly being polite.

Isn't $30k a pretty common fee for egg donation? If they want a premium product they're going to have to step it up a notch.

I looked into it once, it's a huge pain in the ass. 30 large almost isn't worth it.

He had a dong in the nineties...