I don't actually disagree. I'm sick of these 80's movie remakes. I'll go see it and support it because it's a female-driven comedy but I wish the studios could just leave well enough alone.

It's cute how you even entertain the notion that Melissa McCarthy will not be in this movie.

If you're an elite hacker you don't make mistakes, and who needs a space bar to write code to enhance the perimeter interface protocol megabytes?

My favorite, as a person who grew up using computers and learned to type when I was roughly 6 years old, is when people type on TV and just don't use the space bar or backspace ever. There's no rhythm or reason to the way they're typing, it's just random keys. It cracks me up.

i like shonda. she's a badass, strong, creative woman and i find everything she says super admirable, and i like that she gets trolly and super sarcastic at times.

"Do these kids have other classes? My 1L year, I took five classes my first semester, each requiring about 2 to 3 hours of post-class reading. Where do these kids find the time to go extorting information for sex and committing murders?"

Yeah, I wish they had just made one tweak to HTGAWM and made it, like, a third year seminar instead of a first year class, because then the students would have had the foundation in Crim and Crim Pro and Evidence that they needed to go to town, and there would be higher stakes with regard to employment, etc. I'm…

I cannot wait for the tone deaf response from Dick's. Prove me wrong, Dick's. Dick's.

I'm going to compare other celebrities to grains:

I know you weren't damning her.

I would never do a home birth because I imagine that when you inevitably shit while pushing you or your husband probably have to clean it up. At a hospital a nurse or intern will do that for you! It's really no contest.

I wouldn't be so sure about that. I've read that c-sections strongly increase the risk of autism.

The production is an improvement yes, but this guy's voice is just as annoying as hers. I think someone with an aretha type voice could really make it shine.

i was so embarrassed for her when she landed that nyqil commercial. i was SURE it wasn't her because hey, a former leading lady wouldn't be in a NYQIL commercial, right?

Yes, but think of all the Hollywood assholes we never hear about because their employers are perfectly content to keep them on.

Popcorn popper. It's the best: easy, healthy popcorn at your finger tips, with the excitement of late popping kernel explosions in the bowl.

Yeah, I don't get the sense that Martha Stewart is threatened by Geyneth Paltrow, so much as I think Martha is at the age (72) where she says whatever she wants, unfiltered, with no fucks given.

Yeah, sorry to agree with someone from Duck Dynasty, but if two people without STDs get together, stay together and don't mess around with anyone else, they're not gonna contract an STD. All that biblically correct rhetoric is infuriating, but his point is valid.

Yes, but a) marriage has nothing to do with it and b) Actual biblical sex is pretty damn kinky and involves mistresses and lot's of stuff that will absolutely get you an STI. So... his science is right but his religion is wrong, surprisingly.

He has a lot of wrong and terrible opinions and the delivery is, well, off, but the fact is — two virgins who marry and then only have sex [ed to add: Duck Dynasty/Duggar Family/extreme(myopic) Bible interpreted sex: no kissing before marriage sex] with each other ever and ever for always til death do they part will…