Ok, so I've never tried anything like that, but...DON'T STICK SHIT FROM CHINA VIA AMAZON INTO YOUR FACE! That just sounds like a terrible, terrible idea. It seems like at least once a month on here we have a story about someone who died/is suffering from a horribly botched DIY-type cosmetic procedure. If it's exactly…

Unless there is something wrong with them, like them. It costs you nothing and can mean a great deal to someone trying to start a new business.

"Zayn the talented singer who has saved thousands of lives"

The funniest part about this to me is that the fanbase assumes One Direction is important enough for adults to have known the names/heritages/religious beliefs of anyone in that group.

I'm just curious about the type of people whose interests include both political satire, and One Direction. What a strange intersection.

No, that would be a $4.70 tip on a $23 tab. Math is your friend, don't push it away!

Even aside from the sex ed angle, parents can't just randomly hijack the curriculum, no matter how important they think their pet topic is. I think trigonometry is important, but I can't show up to my kid's math class with a bunch of right-angled triangle cookies and insist that the teacher do a lesson on the…

The most disturbing part of this story is not the vagina cookies but the fact that mom states the children should be learning "how to please the vagina". That is borderline entering pedophilia there. Can you imagine if this had been a dude brining in penis cookies and saying second graders should be learning to please…

I don't even necessarily think second grade is too early for it, but "SURPRISE YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT VAGINAS NOW" really isn't the best way to handle that at all. That's some shit you need to think about how to approach beforehand, as a teacher.

I love Kerry Washington but to me something doesn't feel right about her. I applaud her for wanting to keep her personal life as private as possible, but I feel like she's being too private? We've only seen her together with her husband a few times. Why did it look like her and her husband wanted nothing to do with…

That dosen't even look like Walken's real face. It looks like they pasted hair on a cheap kabuki mask. I would be afraid to take it off out of fear that there would be nothing but an empty black space underneath.

What part of this is Christopher Walken? WHAT'S THE POINT OF HIRING CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IF HE DOESN'T EVEN GET TO BE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IN ALL OF HIS CHRISTOPHER WALKEN-NESS?!

My mother insisted on referring to vaginas as "cookie jars" throughout my childhood. Let me just tell you the number of jokes that inspired among my friends when we were teenagers and lost our virginities! Thankfully, my grandmother was all no nonsense about it and was like "You have a vagina, boys have penises, and…

Plus you just know that dude is going to grow up to become a selfish lover because no doubt he has also been taught you should never eat things you find on the sidewalk.

I'd tell them your daughter was traumatized by the thought that her vulva was for people to step on.

Suggested reply to that email: "...sidewalk?"

Once again, soooooo happy that I am living and raising my daughter in a liberal little suburb in the Northeast. Unless my kid was standing on her desk screaming "Babies come out of vaginas!" at the top of her lungs during snack time or something, I can't imagine that she would ever be chastised for saying anything…

I love how all these school administrators are investigating a teacher for saying "vagina", but won't even lift a finger when it comes to bullying among kids.

My dad called on a Saturday to say my mom wasn't feeling well. Upset tummy, shoulder pain, having trouble keeping anything down, but she was resting on the couch. Flu! Typical symptoms and it had been going around that year. Don't come over, she says don't bother.

I can't afford to go to the hospital every time I have discomfort in my torso or trouble sleeping.