Stop. With. The Kontour. When it reads this harsh in photographs I can only imagine (with horror) how it appears in person. This does not look like the subtle interplay of shadow and light. It looks like white and burnt orange Behr Exterior Premium Plus.

No horror, but mildly amusing (for me anyway). Our second child was being born and her head had just started to crown. I looked at my wife and said excitedly in sort of a weird sing song voice, "WELL! There it is!!!"

LOL. Gaga is the one celebrity I follow regularly and she really has been ALL ABOUT that bathroom since arriving in Greece. I'm talking multiple photos appreciating how beautiful just the shower is. I find it adorably endearing.

Your Mom is awesome. The neighbour is a fucking shit head.

So, some of you may have little bits of this already.

I am in the same boat as you. I am a week out of a c - section - went through a 40 hour labor, tried to do everything natural - but I ended up with a 10lbs 11oz baby, her head would not fit through my pelvis (turns out to be 11.5cm head) I pushed for 3+ hours to only give her a cone shape on the top of her head, while…

I just rammed my fist into my lips and made a sound like every squeaky horror story door opening at once for 45 seconds. My knees are still clenched together.

For my second kid's birth, my epidural failed. Yep, apparently this is a thing that can happen. I had been in labor for about 12 hours and was exhausted. I got it just as things were getting intense, and was fine for about an hour. Then all of a sudden the pain came back full force, just as I was transitioning - the…

I mentioned some of this on another article recently. And this is really more of a full scale pregnancy horror, story, but here goes. So, it took me 3 years to get pregnant with my son. That included the indignity of a plethora of infertility tests and treatments. I ended up getting pregnant while we were on a short…

I threw up twice more and it is so painful when your stomach is empty. The worst time was when the lovely doc surprised me with a rough vaginal exam, DURING a contraction and everything in my body screamed - NO, stuff is going OUT not coming IN. I started to heave again and I felt gushes more of amniotic fluid…

I don't know if this is a horror story, but it's definitely the most embarrassing part.

So first: I don't think labor was a nightmare. I had a natural birth at a freestanding birth center. I did hypnosis. I had a doula who did all kinds of weird shit to get me through. I got to labor in a jacuzzi. It worked for me and…

"hoo boy, I'll bet I'm going to need that part of me later...OH WELL."

First pregnancy, first birth. My then-husband drove me to the beautiful brand-new women's health center where we'd planned on delivering. All started out well, but I soon found that the center did not actually plan on letting me use any of the beautiful brand-new birthing equipment strewn around the spacious birthing…

Since this literally just happened to me and I'm recovering from a c-section after being discharged yesterday, I'm sort of vicariously excited to see what other people went through.

Of course I'm weighing in. Be warned, I am giving (almost) all the details.

Good god. GOOD GOD. That is all I can muster because my entire body is still recoiled.

You're missing the best part though. Only a majority of their toothpastes will be without microbeads. They are probably going to continue using them indefinitely because it's still an FDA approved additive.

According to Scrubs (my source of medical knowledge that I'm told is not great but better than most doctor shows), 80% of women poop while pushing.

I had a really problematic pregnancy. When I delivered, I tore. Forward. This is apparently kind of rare, but I split up the middle toward my clitoris. I cannot explain how painful that was.

Majority of?!