I don't think this guy should get the vitriol. He was trying, within the confines of a shitty system.

So if he's done this before, shouldn't there be a process in place for where the stuff he gets as collateral is stored? I mean, he admits this isn't the first time this has happened so why wouldn't it go in say, a safe in the superintendents office for safekeeping. I do think the guy had good intentions but this looks…

Speaking of acknowledging shitty movies, I just listened to last week's really wonderful interview of Nicole Kidman on the BBC's Kermode & Mayo podcast, and I was so completely charmed by her. When Simon Mayo asked her about the incredible, eye-bulging awfulness of Grace of Monaco, she didn't get defensive or make any…

He looks like a really bad wax replica of himself with a very very bad wig.

I can't imagine how long it takes John to stencil in that beard every morning. Or, maybe Kelly Preston does the bearding since she has experience and all.

80% of John Travolta's hair is black Sharpie, right?

what stunned me is nobody was radiating any sexuality

We were in a family-friendly restaurant, around 6:30pm, and I was wearing a loose-fitting, long sleeve shirt, jeans, and no makeup...so I'm not sure where the confusion arose as to what kind of service you were being provided.

'We haven't had strawberries-and-cream sex in a while.'

we will throw your ass in jail and release you on Black Friday.

I was worried something like this would happen. Thanksgiving and Halloween have been devoured by Christmas.

AMEN. He was a sarcastic douche. She now seems to think she is Rosa Parks or something, which I find pretty fucking insulting to my intelligence. The biggest asshole of all is whoever called in the complaint. My guess is Mayim Bialik?

Yeah, while I do think the calls made to the police were the result of racial profiling (because let's be honest, if there were two white people going at it no one would care), I understand the officer not wanting to talk to the dad. There's no reason to add another person into an already tense situation.

I'm fully #TeamNoOne on this one.

I don't know. After reading the transcript it doesn't seem to me that the police officer was out of line. In fact it sounds like he was being very patient with someone who wanted to make a scene. I'm not saying that race doesn't play a part but not sure this was the issue this time. She also sounds like a child…

Upon reading the transcript, this officer is crazy patient. She is being the worst.

I think some of it was the reminder that our devices are slightly less "ours" than we want them to be.

I know that society is patriarchal and women are expected to be sexy and sexually available no matter what we do in society, but I guess now I need to explain that to my sons?

FWIW, I'll be telling my daughter: